lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

gauzythreads:

goldenest:

rosettes:

A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

the contrast is insane

relevant to my interests

gauzythreads:

goldenest:

rosettes:

A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

the contrast is insane

relevant to my interests

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

It's Hard to Say "I Do" When I Don't
Fall Out Boy

denimtunes:

It’s Hard to Say ‘I Do’ When I Don’t || Fall Out Boy

when i said that i’d return to you, i meant more like a relapse
now and again i think ‘his and her’s’, ‘for better or worse’,
but the only ring i want buried with me are the ones around my eyes

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
Fall Out Boy
Fall Out Boy - Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
tentacoolaid:

pope francis is changing everything

tentacoolaid:

pope francis is changing everything

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

lulz-time:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

"I made that email when I was 7"
Everybody at least once in their life (via stevviegriffin)
loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life